Monday, August 13, 2007

Ask not for whom the egg salads

Were it not for Althouse, and this post, I might never have learned that Mrs. Bissage ABSOLUTELY REFUSES to eat hardboiled eggs.

After 14 years of marriage, I had no idea.

Make that: After 14 years of homemade egg salad sandwiches.

No, make that: After 14 years of utter cluelessness.

Any way you slice it, you've got to love Mrs. Bissage!


Trooper York said...

Has Mrs Bissage ever even touched your eggs. Has she ever seen them. Steriods are a terrible thing. Please be carefull Johnnie.

Trooper York said...

Suddenly Bissage implies that you are long legged brunette who doesn't let anything come between you and your calvins. Or are you a short red haired freak who hates the baby Jesus and uses your husband as a hair dresser who you had to divorce because he took the change that fell between the sofa pillows. Enquiring minds want to know.