Wednesday, February 11, 2009

It Happened Just a Minute Ago

I was about to squat on the pot when I noticed there might not be enough music roll to finish the paper work. So I got a new roll before sitting down rather than take my chances, and in any event, even if the roll lasted for the whole wiping session, I would be morally bound to get a new roll for whoever came after me, so I might as well do it sooner rather than later.

Might I die on the hopper before getting to the wiping phase?

That was a risk that could not be reasonably avoided.

I am a lawyer.


Bissage said...

Teh ha!

But maybe some emphasis is called for.

Bissage said...

Bissage, re your 7:42 . . . I don't get it.

What do you mean?