Saturday, May 23, 2009

Adrienne Barbeau

We were lying side by side in my dream, on a grassy hill in the sunshine, with many others nearby when all of a sudden her skirt hiked up all by itself and I touched her fanny ever so gently and gazed admiringly.

But another man might notice so I nuzzled at the nape of her neck confessing with the quietest whisper my deepest secret saying “I had a crush on you in high school” and she smiled broadly with love in her eyes and said “I know.”


Bissage said...


I see what you did there.

You are TEH FUNNAY!!1!!!!!

Bissage said...

Thanks, man.

I really appreciate it.

Sometimes I think my stuff is too subtle (or something) and nobody takes the time to get it.

Bissage said...

Yeah, I can see what you mean but I think your work is top notch.

Bissage said...

Thanks again, man.

You're okay.

Bissage said...

Right back atcha, Slick.

[winks and does that point-with-your-index-finger thingie]

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