Wednesday, October 14, 2009

A Morning's Lament

Today’s breakfast was a crappy supermarket bagel with crappy unsalted butter and crappy orange marmalade. It all got washed down with an imperial pint of diet Dr. Pepper, which tastes pretty crappy.

My stomach is a toxic waste dump.

I oughta be shot.


Triangle Man said...

For a tasty morning meal, might I recommend pretzels with your Diet Dr. Pepper?

Also, Prilosec is now available OTC.

Meade said...

About 80% of an orally given dose is excreted as metabolites in the urine and the remainder is found in the feces, primarily originating from bile secretion.

Bissage said...

Here in USDA Zone 6b, we consider Prilosec to be one of the food groups.

And it's pretty much that extra-special 20% that keeps us going.

Meade said...


And when I say L, I mean OL!

Bissage said...

Good. That makes me happy.

Jason (the commenter) said...

Ewwwwwwwww! Dr. Pepper! Ewwwwwww!

Bissage said...

Dr. Pepper, so misunderstood.

Come on, Jason.

Be a pepper.

Drink Dr. Pepper.

Jason (the commenter) said...

It's just Coke with cherry Kool-Aid added.