Friday, October 30, 2009

Intertubes Confessional # 5

I didn’t shave this morning and my secretary noticed and she asked why and I told her that I overslept but that was a lie because I simply forgot because I broke out of my normal bathroom routine this morning because I finally decided that enough is enough and I used the dog’s mat breaker to comb out the impenetrable jungle thicket that had formed between my ass cheeks and I wasn’t about to volunteer that information and tell her that I would have used a machete if only I had one handy even though doing so would have posed a considerable risk since it can be hard sometimes to see the forest for the trees.


Triangle Man said...

Just wanted to let you know that there is no way I am commenting on this one.

Bissage said...

Well, that saddens me greatly, Triangle Man. But thank you very much for the courtesy of letting me know.