I just felt something tickle in my right ear and then it felt like something was working its way to the outside.
So I reached in and pulled out an orangey-brown pellet of ear wax about the size of a pea.
It smelled funny so I didn’t taste it.
But, yeah, I was a little curious.
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I once laughed so hard that the pickle I was eating at the time came right out my nose.
Sorry, I know that has nothing to do with your uh ear experience.
It surprised me, that's all.
Oh, I don't know about that, Meade.
We can file them both under "Surprising Bodily Expulsions."
Maybe we should make that "Body Expulsion Surprise" so it makes a better acronym. I'll keep working on it.
In the meantime, I find myself reminded of Neil Diamond and his "Crunchy Granola Suite."
And it's time for breakfast.
Perhaps I'll pour myself a bowl of Sweet Crunchy Granola®.
. . . And what did you do with that projectile piece of pickle, anyway?
Come on. You can tell me.
I'll keep it a secret.
I promise.
Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh.
Compost, of course.
I composted it, bagged, and marketed it under my proprietary label: Meade's Live Earth®.
Every Saturday, during the season, I would set up my tent at the local farmers' market and sing a little jingle I invented:
Earth to ya
Earth to ya
What's a Live Earth®
Worth a to ya?
Until now, I never told a soul about the pickle.
Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh.
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